6 Melodie: Mercedes Benz (Janis Joplin)\\
7 Text: Berny Byte\footnote{Prof. Bernd Krieg-Brückner (BKB)}
8 and the Nibbles\footnote{Britta Wolf, amb, Gregor Howey, KaiN}\\
9 Entstanden anläßlich des Sommerfestes des FB3 Uni-Bremen im SS92.
13 Oh L\X{E}ord, won´t you buy me a \X{A}48\X{E}6\\*
14 My friend all use WINDOWS, I j\X{H}ust have a ZX\\*
15 It´s w\X{A}orking so sl\X{E}owly, even th\X{A}at just with tr\X{E}icks\\*
16 Oh L\X{E}ord, won´t you buy me a \X{H}48\X{E}6
20 Oh Lord, won´t you buy me a quadspeed CD-ROM\\*
21 Where I can get my files and data from\\*
22 Prove that you love me like my own Mom\\*
23 Oh Lord, won´t you buy me a quadspeed CD-ROM
25 Oh Lord, won´t you buy me a Colour-Laserjet\\*
26 Though I even have a colour-printer jet\\*
27 And my old pinwriter is too slow and too fat\\*
28 Oh Lord, won´t you buy me a Colour-Laserjet
30 Oh Lord, won´t you buy me a 20'' screen\\*
31 Millions of colours, which I´ve never seen\\*
32 The largest menue-system, so detailed and clean\\*
33 Oh Lord, won´t you buy me a 20'' screen
35 \textbf{updateted version:}\\*
36 Oh Lord, won´t you buy me Power-PC\\*
37 Millions of data are trying to reach me\\*
38 I wait for delivery each day until free\\*
39 Oh Lord, won´t you buy me Power-PC
45 In 1968 it took the computing-Power of 2 C64 to fly a rocket to the
46 moon. Now, 1997 it takes the Power of a Pentium 133 to run
47 Microsoft Windows 95. Something must have gone wrong.
48 \mbox{}\hfill\textit{(unknown)}